My arms hurt. My legs hurt. My booty hurts. Working out is hard to do. Yesterday I did the Girls Next Door workout and it was ruff. Them gals do a lot to keep hot for that 80 yr. old fella. I still managed to take the dog for a 40 minute walk today. If I plan on going to beaches and shit this summer, I gotta get right, get it tight. I be up in the living room just workin' on my fitness.
Things are looking up, music wise. I just got Neko tickets for Lisa and I in Austin in August. Whoo hoo! And this Saturday is my mopefest with Morrissey. Not too shabby, I'd say.
Yesterday while getting my monthly brazillian wax, I got drunk! I found this really nice salon where they give you alcohol while they perform your services! No extra charge. So while my jungle was getting excavated, I drank the trashiest wine out there, White Zin! 2 glasses! I was meeting Ezra afterwards for lunch and I came in the place all red faced and giggly, he totally knew right away that I was on the tipsy train. The gal also waxed my eyebrows and my 'stach, which both needed it so bad. I was hairy all over. I guess hairy eyebrows are better than overplucked eyebrows anyday.
Work is still good. Mexicans are still pigs. All is well with Ezra and I. Hatchie is still adorable. I am still attempting to make myself the trashiest gal in all of Texas. Nothing to comment on.
BYE LOVERS!
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