I heard your mom wears underwear with dick holes in them.

Gd it. The thoughts occurring in my head are as follows:
*Can I puh-lease get some more money so's I can go more shopping. It's been SOOOO long.

*Why hasn't something gone wrong in my life for a hot minute? I mean besides the totally dealable random stuff (friends hating me, school is mad hard, yo...etc.), life has been a piece of pumpkin cheesecake. Everything is beyond great with Ezra, my happiness level with him has plateaued (sp?) at a very comfortable level. I got into U of T, moving is going as planned, my parents aren't TOO mad at me for abandoning them for the Lone Star State. This is not right folks. I am a walking calamity and a magnet for crazy stupid drama. Not dumb girly drama such as fighting with my friends or boyfriend jealousy issues, but like death drama. I have had two ex-boyfriends that have bit the dust, 2 cousins having young untimely deaths and the usual grandparents, plus some random stupid shit. Everyone deals with death, but I have to face it on a biyearly basis. Knock on wood right? Be happy nothing is going wrong, right? Oh contraire mi amigos, that bitch named life has suprised me oh so many times when I wasn't expecting it, so these fists are staying raised...the urban streetfighter gloves are going to stay donned. I know what's coming next and I'm gonna be waiting.

*The friday the 13th party was awesome.

*I am beginning to get really excited about moving. Especially with all the talks of hobo parties with Lisa.

*I am hungry. Someone make me some fall foods, such as potato chedder soup or some sort of squash dish.

I fucking love my dog and my boyfriend. Sleeping with both of them entertwined in cowboy sheets is the best feeling in the world. Ezra has really turned my life around and has been everything I could have ever asked for in a boyfriend and a best friend. We have so much in common and it feels so good to never have to fight with someone and worry about dumb shit. He makes me happy. Like a lot.

*I hope that I get to see my friends soon. I want to cuddle and drink tea and watch movies and eat comfortable foods. And talk shit about other people. Come on my faithfull followers, you don't think I'm getting soft on ya now, do ya?

Love ya.