The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...

Boo! I love Halloween, even though it has kind of felt over since the par-tee, and this weekend for TV is nothing short of spectacular! The DVR box is practically busting at the seems with various recorded blather, such as food shows, movies and specials on Fred Gwynne. That is why I requested this weekend off of work. To watch TV! It is most certainly not lame because this is what I look foreward to every year.

Anywho, we found the Flesh Falcon. It is a 1988 flesh colored conversion van with 73,000 miles on it and in great shape. OMG it has a sink, toilet, bathtub, microwave, stove, bed, and it is FLESH COLORED! This has seriously been my dream since I can remember and I'll be fucked if I'm letting it get away. I can just picture Ezra and I on the open road with Hatchie between us, Ezra puffin' on a pipe with a captians hat and me with a mumu and rollers with fuzzie slippers. This Flesh Falcon called and I answered it's howl with open arms. Seriously, it is beautiful. I'm gonna try to recruit Lisa into helping me reapholster it with velour seat cushions and shag carpeting. Then the four of us are going to go pick us up some Mexicalli hookers (boys or girls) and have a orgy to rival all orgies that have come before. I'm obsessed with this van. After we went to look at it yesterday, we went to Top Gun Tacos, which was right next door and got sick off some nasty microwaved Mexican food. Their tortilla chips were Cool Ranch Doritos for Chrissakes. Oh Brookpark, how you have the Flesh Falcon and the worst taco place ever. The dichotomy is killing me.

Soooo I don't have to work for the 5th day in a row. It is amazing. I think I will do nothing until my mother comes over and takes me out to eat. Oh, and I ordered my boootiful boots on the internet today and I will be oh so happy when they arrive. Lurve is in the air.

Also, I think I'm kind of over Kate Moss. She's looking mighty busted lately and getting married to that fucking train wreck of a Brit. Don't judge me. I love celebrity gossip. My life is boring (I'm cool with that) and I need to revel in the lives of Nicole Richie and Kate. www.gofugyourself.com is a really good website because all it does is mock celebrity fashion and that's basically what I do to the general public. Heehee.

Anywayzzzz all is good in Wolffville, so I must go. Many movies are calling my name to be watched!