Dear Brokeback Mountian,
Thank you very much for crushing my heart. You made me realize that if you don't follow your heart in life, you will end up alone in a trailor in Wyoming. As I left you last night, the feeling of sorrow for those in life who make wrong decisions in love was overwhelming. I seriously felt like a knife was plunged into my chest and wriggled around a bit. You were a beautiful piece of cinema and I will never forget you. Also, I just wanted to say thank you for starring Jake Gyllenhall because he is the most lovely and attractive man who ever lived.
Love your friend,
Theresa Elizabeth Wolff