Today my eyelid is swollen because I have a stye. It hurts like whoa and makes me wanna hide behind my glasses, which I am doing. Tomarrow I leave to become a Bahama Mama and rock out on a cruise ship with Kimmie. Now who knows if I will have been raped when I come back cuz Kim has a hard on for me like no other. J/K, love you mama. Anywho, I hope tonight will be relaxing and I hope to watch the Munsters all night with my baby boo and screw til the morn cuz I will not see him for nine days. Oh so long I must be without my Easy E. Well I will leave you with something to ponder in my absence...
Would you rather...
Be able to walk on pudding
or
be able to project holograms of Mexican super-group Menudo?
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