Baby, You Make Me Better

Ugh. School sucks. It sucks harder than a whore sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. The good news is that I'm still doing fairly well considering all the procrastinating that I do. AND all of the Halloween specials I have been DVRing (don't watch the Loretta Lynn ghost special, it blows). For work Halloween party I am going to be sexy Freddy Krueger. How fucking stupid is that??? I can't very well be something I would normally be because then I would make no money. So of all the "sexy" costumes, I feel sexy Freddy is the most appropriate for me. Eh, whatever.

Nothing much else has been happening. The wedding/reception was amazing. I got to see Karen BOTH nights I was home. Ezra, Ryan and I also slipped out early to go see Slim Cessna, which was rad. We also decided that the lead singer looks like the creepy priest dude from Poltergeist 2. AND speaking of Poltergeist, Zelda Rubinstein is going to be in Austin along with TEEN WITCH herself for the opening of the new Alamo Drafthouse. ANDDDDD it is the same weekend as Murder City Devils, so I will be having an amazing weekend doing things that you could be doing if any of you ever came to visit us.

That is all, I'm going to balance some equations for Chemistry. Don't ask me what that means.

Wet Panties.

How can someone get so excited about dressing up? Well, the secrets out people, I have no life. I am so brimming with excitement that my seems may burst soon. And no one wants to be around when a vegan's guts spew out. Too many veggies and not enough rotting meat colon. I am truly excited to be donning a fabulous Marc by Marc Jacobs dress to the wedding. I am honestly in love with my new haircut. I am very anxious about getting fingerwaves put in for the wedding. Ohio = H&M, Gabriel Bros., thrifting, and dancing.

Here is the number one, numero uno, best thing ever, seriously OHMYGOD! thing that is in my scope right about now....



MINK STOLE WILL BE AT CINEMA WASTELAND IN APRIL.

What the fuck. I can't even put an exclamation point on that statement because it is so fabulous. I can't even wrap my mind around the idea of meeting her. Praise Jebus.

Here are some other things that keep my undies in a twist...
1) New America's Next Top Model- Asburgers...hilarious!

2) New season of I Love New York.

3) New Project Runway.

4) My Halloween costume. It's a secret!

5) 30 Days of Night. It actually looks good.


Ok that's enough before I hemorrhage.

I got a new digital camera, so new piccies soon!!

Go Gettter.

Ugh. I feel so full. I just made cheezy potato soup and It is sooo good. I should take a picture of my fat belly. Now I have to wait like an hour to go work out or I'll have cramps. This week Ezra is in Ohio to tattoo people before I get there on Friday. I hate/love when Ezra is gone. Hate it because he is the best buddy a girl could ask for and always makes me giggle. I also like the sex. Love it because I get the whole bed to myself and don't have to worry about him bugging me when I'm studying. I hate it more though. Well just a couple more days and we will be reunited in Ohio. When I get in I look foreword to shopping with my mom, seeing Carol perform her uno-woman band and then going dancing with Karen and the other girls at Bounce! Then I get to get up and get beautified for Corey and Laura's wedding. The fun ends there though, we have to get up mega early for driving home. I am excited for a road trip with Ezra and Andy though. We plan on stopping in Kentucky to say hi to John and Kate, then hauling ass to Waxahatchie, Texas to pay a visit to the Munster House.

http://www.munstermansion.com/main.html

It rules.

Anywho, I have four days off after a very stressful week and I plan on eating and watching as many horror movies as I can. So far I've watched:

A show on Cryptozoology- Not technically a horror movie, but who doesn't love the Jersey Devil?

Documentaries on The Wolf Man, The Invisible Man, and The Mummy. They are on the collectors editions of the movies. They were done by David Skal who writes books about horror movies. His books rock and I highly recommend them.

Pumpkinhead- Sooo cheesy. So very early 90s/late 80s

The Grudge 2- It was on so I watched it even though I hated the original (not Japanese) one. Horrible and couldn't hold my attention

The Blob- 88 version. It was on TV!! As always, campy and amazing.

Who knows what else I'll do today. The day is mine for the taking!!!

Fungus Amugus.

I have a bum toe. While intoxicated Saturday night, Ezra tried to show me some of his "moves" from the martial arts he takes and proceeded to bend my third toenail all the way back. It is literally at a 90 degree angle. I was extremely babalooey, as my manager says (it means drunk) and locked myself in the bathroom and cried while Ezra was on the other side begging for my forgiveness. I wasn't even mad, I'm used to love inflicted pain, just really sloppy. Since we have begun dating, Ezra has succeeded in giving me a partial concussion by making me fall backwards on concrete, poked me in the eye with a pencil, and now broke my toenail, making it impossible to get a pedicure. Thanks dude, I love you too. He doesn't mean to do it, he is just a little rough and I'm a lot klutzy. Whateves. That's really all that's new in my life. I'm just waiting for the Halloween mayhem to commence. Today is Oct. 1st after all.

To celebrate, hereeeee's Hatchie!
She's adorable, I know this. I'm obsessed with her.

In other news, I have been buying WAY too much stuff lately. New Marc Jacobs perfume, Daisy, and it smells sooo freaking good. A new digital camera since I was using Ezra's ancient one, a gaggle of reads from amazon, and some shit from urban outfitters. I'm a bad, bad buyer. I love buying things. I love Marc Jacobs. I love reads, I love Urbo. I have had too much coffee. I am losing my mind from studying. I had a Chemistry test today and I'm nervous about it. I don't feel confident. Because of that (isn't it wrong to start a sentence with because?) I may buy some more things today. I need to focus.

Argh. Back to hitting the books. I have a lab and lecture test on thursday and life sucks. I need a massage.